Italian

Benny's Sports & Tees 586-754-9269
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FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI
has spent the past twenty years living and working in the United States
as gossip columnist and rock critic for the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano.
Recently, he was also appointed Assistant Managing Editor for the Vatican Inquirer.

On The "Missing" Commandments:
There were actually more than ten, but Moses was old and grumpy,
and after he broke the tablets he could only remember the negative ones.
"Don't do this. Don't do that."
The truth is, most of them were more like advice.
The Twelfth Commandment, for example, was "Whistle while you work."
(People think its from Disney, but Disney stole it from God.)

On The Last Supper:
"It was actually a brunch".
The check (discovered by Sarducci himself!) reveals that
one guy only had a soft-boiled egg and tea,
while everyone else stuffed themselves.
But when the bill was paid, it was divided equally.

The moral:
"In groups, always order the most expensive thing."

Please read our disclaimer below

Here's some Italian and fun t-shirts.

These designs are also available on other color t-shirts.

Sizes available
Youth 2/4...4/6...6/8...10/12...14/16
Adult SM...Med...LG...XL
2X...3X...4X...5X

T-Shirts start at $9.95 EA.

Please add
$1.50 for 2X
$2.50 for 3X
$3.50 for 4X
$4.50 for 5X

We can customize these t-shirts for you.

Need larger sizes? E-Mail Have a question?

Michigan Retailers Association
Member since
1997

We are listed in the MRA Mall
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On The Web
Since April 1998

Our Stuff Here

IT 101
Italian proud.jpg (12327 bytes)
"Fiero di esso"

If you wish other sizes, colors
such as youth
or 2,3,4,5X
Please E-Mail

IT 102
Italian proud2.jpg (12369 bytes)

"Proud Of It"

We do not accept international orders.
USA ONLY

IT 103
Italian Stallion.jpg (12726 bytes)

"Italian Stallion"

IT 104
Italian Problem.jpg (13892 bytes)

"You Got A Problem With That!"

IT 103Y

Lil� Italian Stallion
Youth Sizes
2/4 - 6/8 - 10/12

IT 109

"You Bet Your Culo"

T-shirt color is Kelly Green

Sizes S-M-L-XL
If you need larger sizes
please e-mail us

$9.95

IT 105

Fughetaboudit
East Coast version of:
"Forget about it"

IT 106

"Bada Boom-Bada Bing"

Sizes S-M-L-XL
If you need larger sizes
please e-mail us

ITP 101

Italian Flag Patch

Small Flag Patch
Size 2 1/2"W X 1 3/8"H

Iron or sewn on.

$7.99

ITH 101

Hats
Coming Soon

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Either way, we want to
hear from you.

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IT 107

"Italian Stallion"
Available on a White T-Shirt only.
$12.95 ea.

If you wish other sizes, colors
such as youth
or 2,3,4,5X
Please E-Mail

If your concerned about placing
your order on the internet...you can
always call us to place your order.

1-586-754-9269
Business hours:
10 AM to 6 PM M-F EST

Have questions?
E-Mail

IT 108

This is an outline map of Italy with names of
some major cities. We can customize this map
for you with the name of a city of your choosing.
For instance, our family comes from Valleluce,
near Naples.

Sizes available Youth to 5X

We can put a city, village name, etc. and an arrow
with a star to indicate where it's at on the map.

We can supply you with an image VIA e-mail
for your approval.

You can use these for reunions, Italian picnic's or whatever.

We can do other color combinations and
add additional text. We have done forest green,
red, maroon t-shirts, all look great with white text.
We also can do white and ash t-shirts with other
colors of text.
Quantity discounts apply

Something like:

DiCicco Family Reunion
July 19th, 2005
Family Park, Anywhere USA

If your interested E-MAIL us.
We would be happy to work with you.

You can buy this t-shirt just the way it is
without the Valleluce on it for $9.95ea.

See our "How To Order" link at the top
of the page to learn more.

Disclaimer:

We are not affiliated with Fr. Guido Sarducci,
Saturday Night Live (SNL),
the Italian Embassy and...
"Holy Cannoli"...
I almost forgot the Pope!

If you feel the need...
Please send us a salami sangwidga,
( with fried peppers please) and a cannoli.
It will be greatly appreciated and eaten immediately.